Posts tagged "wtf"

The New Age Movement

Fred also meditates regularly.
— Scary Hair Dude

5 and a quarter inch floppy disks have never looked so scary.

via Mike Monterio

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I wasn’t going to make a big deal about this at first, but after contemplating it, I decided to speak my mind just as blankslate did. This is absolutely the most unfunniest thing I have ever seen on Favrd. If I didn’t have a daughter with Trisomy 21, I would still find this offensive even if the intentions were harmless. I understand we can all say what we want and freedom of speech and that’s all okay, but I can’t believe you guys favorited this. Joking about Down Syndrome? I can guarantee you it’s no laughing matter. Why do you disappoint me, twitter?

I wasn’t going to make a big deal about this at first, but after contemplating it, I decided to speak my mind just as blankslate did.

This is absolutely the most unfunniest thing I have ever seen on Favrd. If I didn’t have a daughter with Trisomy 21, I would still find this offensive even if the intentions were harmless. I understand we can all say what we want and freedom of speech and that’s all okay, but I can’t believe you guys favorited this. Joking about Down Syndrome? I can guarantee you it’s no laughing matter.

Why do you disappoint me, twitter?

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Easy there fuzzy little man peach. I’m Old Greg!
— Old Greg

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And at that moment, he knew this was the defining profile picture for eHarmony that would finally turn things around and show him for who he really is. A fucking psychotic Ernie freak.

And at that moment, he knew this was the defining profile picture for eHarmony that would finally turn things around and show him for who he really is.

A fucking psychotic Ernie freak.

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“Hey. You. Lady. What kind of camera is that? Huh? Is that the new model. I bet it isn’t. What megapixel you working with? I bet it’s only 3 megapixel. My camera is 4 megapixel. My camera is better. What ISO you shooting in? I bet you don’t even know what ISO is. Look at you. Trying to take a picture. Those people are like 300 yards away. That picture will never turn out. You need a telephoto lens. I bet you’re using a wide angle lens. You don’t even know what kind of lens you’re using, do you? I bet it’s wide angle. What is it? 55mm? That picture is going to look awful. Did you change your shutter speed? You’re probably using auto mode, like a beginner. What’s your aperture? You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you? F-stop is the same thing as aperture. Did you know that? I bet you didn’t. You’re pathetic. I wouldn’t even wipe my alien butt with that picture. It’s horrible. You probably don’t even print your own pictures? Where do you take them? I print my pictures. Dark room. That’s right. On my alien ship. I bet you don’t even know what a dark room is. Did you even remember to take the lens cap off? You didn’t take it off did you? You’re so stupid.” — Smug Alien

“Hey. You. Lady. What kind of camera is that? Huh? Is that the new model. I bet it isn’t. What megapixel you working with? I bet it’s only 3 megapixel. My camera is 4 megapixel. My camera is better. What ISO you shooting in? I bet you don’t even know what ISO is. Look at you. Trying to take a picture. Those people are like 300 yards away. That picture will never turn out. You need a telephoto lens. I bet you’re using a wide angle lens. You don’t even know what kind of lens you’re using, do you? I bet it’s wide angle. What is it? 55mm? That picture is going to look awful. Did you change your shutter speed? You’re probably using auto mode, like a beginner. What’s your aperture? You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you? F-stop is the same thing as aperture. Did you know that? I bet you didn’t. You’re pathetic. I wouldn’t even wipe my alien butt with that picture. It’s horrible. You probably don’t even print your own pictures? Where do you take them? I print my pictures. Dark room. That’s right. On my alien ship. I bet you don’t even know what a dark room is. Did you even remember to take the lens cap off? You didn’t take it off did you? You’re so stupid.”
— Smug Alien

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Lost in Space or Lost His Mind? I know John Moltz really likes Lost in Space and robots, but this is pushing the limits of insanity. What a nice family you have though, John! Original photo via Awkward Family Photos

Lost in Space or Lost His Mind? I know John Moltz really likes Lost in Space and robots, but this is pushing the limits of insanity. What a nice family you have though, John!

Original photo via Awkward Family Photos

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Filet o’ Fish Rap

Fish in the toilet, I’m taking a crap. Fish in an Abraham Lincoln Hat.

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Cat Workout

Work out with your cat!

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