“This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus, the Age of Asparagus”
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notes: 13
“Scallamoosh scallamoosh, will you do the fandango?”
notes: 10
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza”
notes: 15
“People are strange”
notes: 4
“Good artists copy. Great artists steal.”
notes: 11
“The best things in life aren’t things”
notes: 7
“One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.”
notes: 9
My biggest regret
“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.”
“I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.”
notes: 6
