“Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.”
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notes: 7
“I just have one thing to say to you Douglas. I hope you die, you fat pig.”
notes: 4
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
notes: 14
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.”
notes: 16
“Show me a man who would rather go to work than eat cake and I’ll show you a man who has a job as a cake taster.”
notes: 17
“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
notes: 6
“My can of worms. Let me show you it.”
notes: 11
“Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night”
notes: 21
“‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy”
notes: 13
