[Phone rings. Looks at Caller ID]… Shit.
Josh: Uh, Hello?
Wife: Hi, Honey. How’s the baby doing?
Josh: Yeah, well. About that… you see, the thing is. She may be missing.
Wife: What!? What are you talking about? I’ve only been gone an hour!
Josh: Well, she may have gotten out of the yard when I wasn’t watching her.
Wife: Are you serious!? Oh my god, you’re such an idiot!
Josh: No I’m not. I took it upon myself to go ahead and make Lost Baby flyers.
Wife: What? Why aren’t you out looking for her!?
Josh: Well, I’ve been trying to find some good clip art.
[*click* line goes silent]