[Phone rings. Looks at Caller ID]… Shit. Josh: Uh, Hello? Wife: Hi, Honey. How’s the baby doing? Josh: Yeah, well. About that… you see, the thing is. She may be missing. Wife: What!? What are you talking about? I’ve only been gone an hour! Josh: Well, she may have gotten out of the yard when I wasn’t watching her. Wife: Are you serious!? Oh my god, you’re such an idiot! Josh: No I’m not. I took it upon myself to go ahead and make Lost Baby flyers. Wife: What? Why aren’t you out looking for her!? Josh: Well, I’ve been trying to find some good clip art. [*click* line goes silent]
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[Phone rings. Looks at Caller ID]… Shit.

Josh: Uh, Hello?

Wife: Hi, Honey. How’s the baby doing?

Josh: Yeah, well. About that… you see, the thing is. She may be missing.

Wife: What!? What are you talking about? I’ve only been gone an hour!

Josh: Well, she may have gotten out of the yard when I wasn’t watching her.

Wife: Are you serious!? Oh my god, you’re such an idiot!

Josh: No I’m not. I took it upon myself to go ahead and make Lost Baby flyers.

Wife: What? Why aren’t you out looking for her!?

Josh: Well, I’ve been trying to find some good clip art.

[*click* line goes silent]