thedayhascome

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In which Jack performs an extensive book review of CSS for Babies

Seriously, dad? This markup language will be dated by the time I’m programming.

Background image set to img_funny.png? Oh, I love funny images!

Seriously? Font size in pts? What year is this? 2009?

div.left? Finally, a proper selector class, but this pixel width is absurd. Who wrote this book anyways?

Let’s hope the day does NOT come that we use CHEMICALS on CHILDREN

thatisnotfunny:

I had to Febreze the baby, because we’re out of whatever it is that you would normally use to clean these things. — thedayhascome
Everyone knows that Febreze is dangerous to pets so it is probably bad for a baby. Everyone who had the misfortune to read this FILTH, please do NOT take after @thedayhascome and, instead, wash your baby in a TUB with gentle soap and lots of love. NOT FUNNY.

Febreze is dangerous to animals too? Well, I guess the baby does have a rash. My buddy, Daryl, said flea collars are good for when babies have rashes and fleas, so she’s wearing one now. Looks pretty tight, but she doesn’t seem to have trouble swallowing these M&M’s.

Thanks again for the heads up. I’ll be sure to use a Tide to Go stick next time!