This is why I love Tom Oatmeal.
A SCENE FROM MY LATEST ACTION MOVIE!
There is this scene where the main spy is pretending to be a referee and then one of the bad guys recognizes him and is like, “Get him! That’s the main spy!” Then they chase the main spy over to this mall and he runs into a Foot Locker. One of the bad guys is like, “We’ll get him now because this place is tiny!” But then they realize that it’s really hard to find the main spy due to the referee-themed dress code for Foot Locker employees. Also, we can see that the main spy is super intelligent because when the goons are looking for him, he is successfully helping this woman find some shoes that provide adequate arch support at a fairly reasonable price. Plus he tells her that she can have them at half price even though he doesn’t work there, which is really charming. Then the main spy decides to just keep working at Foot Locker for a decade or so.