Posts tagged "Star Wars"

Calling Obi-Wan: Tumblr Version

via sloganeerist:

Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only ho.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: What?

Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only ho.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: Are you saying, “ho”?

(muffled laughter)

Leia: No.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: Who is this?

Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only ho.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: Carol? Is that you? I think we have a bad connection.

Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only ho.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: I… I’m sorry but I don’t… Is this Carol?

(muffled laughter)

Leia: No, it’s not Carol.

Ben: Who is this? What are you calling in regards to?

Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only ho.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: I don’t know who this is. This is a business line.

Leia: Ahomosayswhat?

Ben: What?

(muffled laughter)

This is awesome. I knew this guy that threw wicked parties and I think I remember a girl dressed up as Princess Leia at one, but I was really drunk so it could have just been a shoe.

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Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket

Depending on your monitor settings, you may or may not be able to see the silhouette. Click through to see the poster.

Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket

Depending on your monitor settings, you may or may not be able to see the silhouette. Click through to see the poster.

Luke, stop kissing your sister. That’s gross.

— Lord Vader

Vader later regretted not getting the wolfman mask

Vader later regretted not getting the wolfman mask

Han’s best friend - was he toilet trained?

Han’s best friend - was he toilet trained?