Posts tagged "Groucho Marx"

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

— Groucho Marx

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

— Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

— Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

— Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

— Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

— Groucho Marx