Posts tagged "Arthur Spooner"

I just have one thing to say to you Douglas. I hope you die, you fat pig.

— Arthur Spooner, King of Queens

Why do you need birth control pills? Does he touch you!?

— Arthur Spooner, King of Queens

I thought ironic meant ‘made up entirely of iron.’

— Arthur Spooner, King of Queens

Screw You!

  • Arthur: I have two words: I am not moving!
  • Carrie: That's four words.
  • Arthur: Ok, I have another four words for you then, screw you!

Douglas, are you alright? I heard you screaming like a bitch.

— Arthur Spooner, King of Queens