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My Birdhouse, let me show you it.

Have you ever been spying on your neighbor when a really great twitter idea pops into your head? If you’re like me, and I hope you aren’t, then you have found yourself relentlessly forgetting those great ideas. Many of you are already using this app. Great! Continue to use it to hone those tweets into something that Mom would proudly display on her fridge. Even better! She won’t be able to resist telling the Baking Club how many of your imaginary friends liked what you said on that internet thing she still hasn’t figured out. Allow me to share why my mom thinks I’m crazy and why we love Birdhouse.

First, I’m a perfectionist. Birdhouse enables me to get the wording just right, which is essential for the reader to understand the many layers of emotional turmoil I’m currently experiencing. I have many ideas in my head. I need a way to capture them and move on. Before birdhouse, I was using stone tablets and napkin scraps to record my ideas. My house was quickly becoming a disorganized mess. I eventually started to use a .txt file to store all of my ideas. Again, very inconvenient for those creative moments on the toilet. Luckily, Birdhouse came along and changed the way we think of twitter.

Currently, there are 56 drafts in my Birdhouse. Some of those will be deleted. Many of those are completed ideas. More of those will still be rewritten. Most of those will actually never get me laid. Which, let’s face it, is the only true reason I use Birdhouse. But don’t tell anyone I told you my secret.

On any given day, I’ll have roughly five drafts, waiting for their potential to be released. Many first drafts simply get deleted after a day or so. Some flourish into something more and generate new ideas, while others are immediately composed and sent on their way to the twitter. Birdhouse essentially becomes my living, breathing mind. I’ll admit that I’m always in twitter mode. I think in 140 characters and I also have conversations with myself in 140 characters, but that’s a completely unrelated topic.

So the story is, use Birdhouse. Buy it. Love it. Tell your friends about it. Since I have started using it, I have sent over 125 updates and not only has the size of my manhood increased, but it’s also completely taken away all of my unsightly nose hair. And that is something that no other twitter app can do.

In closing, I leave you with an example of what Birdhouse has done for me.

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