Cow: OMG, Have you tried the Hardee’s Monster Thickburger? It’s to die for. [Other Cows Silent]: … Cow: What? I mean it’s high in cholesterol. That hamburger turned my mom into a heffer. It will literally kill you. Have you even seen the nutritional facts!? [Other Cows Silent]: … Cow: Oh, I get it now.

Cow: OMG, Have you tried the Hardee’s Monster Thickburger? It’s to die for.

[Other Cows Silent]: …

Cow: What? I mean it’s high in cholesterol. That hamburger turned my mom into a heffer. It will literally kill you. Have you even seen the nutritional facts!?

[Other Cows Silent]: …

Cow: Oh, I get it now.

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  1. thedayhascome posted this