You crazy kids and your vaginas
In my day, I remember when vaginas didn’t have teeth and we had to walk 10 miles, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways, just to find one.
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Miike Snow - Animal
There’s no denying this Scandinavian band is pure catchy pop that will leave you wondering why you’re currently listening to Kylie Minogue. Don’t deny it. I saw it in your Last.fm music stream.
The pounding synthesized melody with a hint of horns make this unmistakably Nordic. Put on your viking helmet and dance.
GPOYW. I need more coffee edition.
“Scorch II”, 30”x40”, acrylic on panel, 2009 by Josh Keyes
At once meticulous and fantastic, poignant and absurd, Keyes’ carefully crafted drawings and paintings depict animals isolated dramatically in fragments of their natural environment.
![Cow: OMG, Have you tried the Hardee’s Monster Thickburger? It’s to die for.
[Other Cows Silent]: …
Cow: What? I mean it’s high in cholesterol. That hamburger turned my mom into a heffer. It will literally kill you. Have you even seen the nutritional facts!?
[Other Cows Silent]: …
Cow: Oh, I get it now.](http://3.media.tumblr.com/PsuQTcrh2pmitkxtZVInuSJHo1_500.jpg)
Cow: OMG, Have you tried the Hardee’s Monster Thickburger? It’s to die for.
[Other Cows Silent]: …
Cow: What? I mean it’s high in cholesterol. That hamburger turned my mom into a heffer. It will literally kill you. Have you even seen the nutritional facts!?
[Other Cows Silent]: …
Cow: Oh, I get it now.
